Okay, the only reason I picked Matthew McConaughey for McMonday today is because
I think this website is hilarious. (WARNING: as promised, my pictures are clean, but the website has language. Don’t open unless you have your humor app properly installed and running. You’ve been warned.)
I made a solemn vow to you to keep McMonday’s clean, but I have to tell you that it is
nearly impossible impossible to find a picture of Matthew McConaughey where he’s wearing both a shirt and has his hair washed. I gave up and picked pictures of him at the beach with his kids.
When he’s not smoking pot and playing the bongos in the nude, this guy apparently spends A LOT of time on the beach. I’ve seen so many pictures of Matthew McC at the beach now that all I can think about is sand…in all the wrong places…and that he needs to wash his hair.
PLEASE, MATTHEW, PLEASE, WASH YOUR HAIR.
So without further ado here is McMonday’s Man of the Week, Matthew McConaughey:
P.S. Nice pecs, Matthew….oh, and change your kid’s diaper’ he looks like he’s carrying quite a load there. Geez. Does hygiene mean nothing to you?